aforceyoucannotignore:

• Gryffindor - Amy Poehler - “You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart”
• Slytherin - Tina Fey - “Or perhaps in Slytherin, You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends.”
• Hufflepuff - Jimmy Fallon - “You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true, And unafraid of toil”
• Ravenclaw - Seth Meyers - “Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind.”

Here is why I chose to put them in the houses that did.

This sucks because I love them all more than my own family.